F*** My Life

Pretty funny website, people post quick stories of things that happen to them that just suck, but are very hilarious to people reading the story. Examples are...

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML

Chances are some of these stories are made up, however most are probably true, and either way they are funny as hell. F*** My Life