Brings back awful awful memories
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Pharrell Is Crazy
At least that's what I would call it when you get two arm sleeves of tattoos laser removed at once.
He is a funny dude though
He is a funny dude though
Snack Fail
Really? No, really? It's not like a little kid might get confused by this with the toy or anything. Heck, I would get confused.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
1000 Frames Per Second
I can watch super slow motion video like this all day. So freaking awesome
I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.
I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.
Unexpected Singers
Im sure most of you have seen it but I get a little sand in my eye over things like this not gonna lie... I like this one even more
EMBED-Susan Boyle Stuns Crowd with Epic Singing - Watch more free videos
EMBED-Susan Boyle Stuns Crowd with Epic Singing - Watch more free videos
Ohhh TV Edits
I swear, TV Edits have to be some of the funniest things ever. One of the many many examples
Bad Advertising
I don't think you would want a person who would allow this to teach you surfing lessons
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Really Calvin Klein?
Calvin Klein Ads that were pulled from the air in the 90's. The creepiest commercials I have ever seen in my life. Cmonnnnnnn
Indoor Skydiving
This and real skydiving are definitely two things I must do which I haven't done already.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Sweet Dreams
If you have 10 minutes to spare I recommend you watch this. I know I am weird but I loved it. There's a mini food sex scene for all you pervs
RIP Hartford Whalers
This day 12 years ago was the last Hartford Whalers game. Freaking sad times. Hockey is really the only pro sport that would work in CT, since almost everyone has ties to New York and Boston teams. I still hold out hope that one day we will get the almighty Whalers back.... I can go on for pages and pages on how great they are and how they would still work but alas I will just sit back, mourn, and hope that they will return.
Brass Bonanza, The Greatest Sports Franchise Song Ever
Friday, April 10, 2009
Dance Outbursts
This was pretty funny stuff. These are my type of people who set up stuff like this.
Oh Silverton
Silverton Oregon elected a transgendered man as mayor. All the power to him but I would feel like crap if that guy ran my town. Example being...
Me: "Good morning mayor"
Mayor: "Good morning Mike, by the way, those jeans make you ass look great!" ...Enough said
Me: "Good morning mayor"
Mayor: "Good morning Mike, by the way, those jeans make you ass look great!" ...Enough said
Smelly Feet
If you ever wondered why feet smell, check it. Well most feet smell, luckily mine smell heavenly.
Resilient Camel
So this camel gets hit by a car, looks like he's dead then gets up like it was nothing.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Amazing Tunage
If you tell me you didn't jam out to these amazing cartoon intros while playing them, then I will call you a liar. Personally I have been jamming out for like 2 hours now. I was more of a fan of Ducktales when I was a wee lad but Chip N Dale was pretty excellent in it's own right.
Sweet Fair Display
Pretty funny stuff. It looks like she got a medal for stating you get aids from man on man sex, woman on woman sex, and 3-way sex, but your safe with man on woman sex. However the greatest thing on this display is the category of man on horse sex haha
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Giant Holes
Here are 10 huge holes you might not have known about.......... Ew you guys have a dirty mind.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Silly Kids
Kid can't figure out how to kick a ball
Kid Can't Figure Out How To Kick Ball - Watch more Funny Videos
Kid Can't Figure Out How To Kick Ball - Watch more Funny Videos
The Hangover
This movie looks pretty funny. Like a better version of "Dude Where's My Car?" It comes out June 5th
Villain Quiz
What movie villain are you? I was Agent Smith from the Matrix. Pretty good representation haha
A Special Kind Of Weightlifting
Im gonna have to give this a try.... whose going to be my partner?... Stephanie I am looking at you
Twitter Gets Put To Good Use
Finallyyyy something useful on twitter, introducing Baker Tweet. Let's you know when breads and others items like that are fresh from the oven. Mmmmmm
Jump Smokers
Check out this beat by the the Jump Smokers. One would say that its flow is so tight Chris Brown should get his ass kicked.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Sweet Golf Hole
Greatest golf hole in the worldddd. Located in South Africa, it is a bonus 19th hole that you need a helicopter to get to where you tee off. It's pretty ridiculous.
Look Alikes
Here is Darryl Hannah.... plastic surgery much?
Here is her look alike.... The one, the only, Vigo!!!! (Ghostbusters 2 reference)
Here is her look alike.... The one, the only, Vigo!!!! (Ghostbusters 2 reference)
Drag Me To Hell
Drag Me To Hell is a scary movie that might interest one Stephanie. It comes out May 29th.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Oh Teenage Acne
Places in Britain are installing pink lighting to highlight acne to drive away teenagers from certain stores and areas. Yay for playing on people's insecurities!
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Reporter Wipes Out
T.J. Lavin is a complete ass haha. He just stands there like nothing happens after she falls. Really funny nonetheless.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Game Over Project
I was enthralled by all of these. Check them out and be amazed, sooooo freaking sweet.
Pong
Space Invaders
Pole Position
Tetris
Pong
Space Invaders
Pole Position
Tetris
Prom Dresses
This dress pretty much says "I want some now". After a bunch of people wrote funny comments on the store's site they photoshopped the pink in the middle out. My question would be, would they still send the same dress if someone ordered it not seeing how it really looks? Or do they have to change all of them? If they sent the old one, dang, that would be too funny, if it's not already funny enough.
Sacha Sacha Sacha
Soooo Ali G and Borat were both really good, now it is time for Bruno. The trailer for it looks hilarious. Definitely can't wait for it to come out on July 10th.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Heidi The Singer?
Yea I didn't even know she was in music now. God help us all. Especially since I am sure Stephanie is going to be playing this like crazy. Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are bad enough!
Lostprophets
God I love the Lostprophets. So freaking much. They are smack dab the number one band I want to see live who I haven't gotten to see yet. But any who, they finish recording their 4th album and I am super stoked. Here's some music videos for you. I would post them all but I think 5 would suffice. "Last Summer" gets me a little teary eyed haha.
Love'n Licks Pets For Kids
This kids commercial is so perverted, I love it so. Now if only they were all like this, I would be so golden.
Asher Roth Is A Tool
Here is an article with him. He is an awful rapper and a tool also. I can not believe the amount of people who like him. One okay song... that's it. When people say he's the new Eminem, I literally gag a little. Please go away Asher Roth. Phewww I am good haha
S. Darko
The trailer is here for S. Darko, the sequel to Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko was an amazing movie but I have really low expectations for the sequel. Hopefully it can prove me wrong. The trailer looks decent enough.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Yay Photshop
Here's Madonna before photoshop and after. I guess the Kabbalah approves of photoshop and all it's glory
Yes Caffeine Is In Coffee
Not a fan of coffee myself but for all you coffee lovers, here's a list comparing caffeine in coffee shop drinks. Jeez the Starbucks espresso shot needs to calm down.
Speaking of coffee, I just thought of the song "Coffee Shop Soundtrack" by All Time Low. Pretty good song. Here's the video
Coffee Shop Soundtrack Video
Speaking of coffee, I just thought of the song "Coffee Shop Soundtrack" by All Time Low. Pretty good song. Here's the video
Coffee Shop Soundtrack Video
Pressure Cooker
Watch this volleyball woman faint under the pressure of being on camera during an interview. I feel bad for her but it is pretty funny.
I Choose You!
What little kid wasn't into Pokemon? Ughhh and those F'in cards every kid had haha.... Here's a decade of Pokemon scandals for your noggin.
Snow Sculptures Are Where Its At
Since winter has officially ended, why not show one of the best aspects about it? That's right folks..... snow sculptures!!!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
B-Day Wishes
Happy Birthday to Christopher Walken turning 66 today. Always worth a good laugh, and some sweet dance moves
Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim
Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim
Annoying Hits New Frontiers
A free Iphone application for Mugen Pop Pop. For those of you who don't know, it's an electronic bubble wrap game. Okay, imagine someone who has had the worst day of their life. Then on a bus ride home they sit next to someone doing this. Yeaaa the result wont be pretty.
Subway Is Awful
One of the many many reasons why Quizno's is way better then Subway. Jeez, Subway just couldn't have the worst sandwiches of the two.
The Audition
I personally love this band. Have loved them for probably around 4 years. Here is an acoustic performance of their new song "My Temperature's Rising". For a minute long clip of the actual song, you can check out their myspace. The song is definitely gold and the album is out 4/28. They are touring now with Kevin Rudolf, Jeremy Greene, Hyper Crush, Cash Cash, and Go Crash Audio (weird mix I know), but check them out. 5/3 in Hartford is where to be.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Fashion Gone Bad
This is so stupid. Don't get me wrong, if I saw someone wearing this I would definitely laugh but that wouldn't change the person looking like a total toolbag.
ShamWowtastic
The ShamWow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker. Nough said haha. Here is a mug shot of him and the hooker.
Pointless Items
Here's the world's largest cell phone. Ummm cool? I still don't understand the point of making things like this.
Sweet Undies
An underwear that burns body fat. Supposedly it does this using friction resistance when people go about on their normal day. I say sweet, if this really works.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Ruben Is A Manly Name
Look as this guyyyy. Just horrifyingly watch him stuff the bear. Cmonnnnn that's just not right.
Photo Manipulation
I love me some photo manipulation. So I am going to post one here and there. This one is by Erik Johansson.
Best Seller
Someone had to realize when making it, right? Definitely makes a lot more money this way, that's for sure.
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
Even though it is not a Pixar movie, it definitely looks pretty promising. Check out the website for a trailer. This begs the question, what if it did rain foods? Of course it would be really good initially but in the long run would it really be beneficial?
Three Stooges
Never really was a fan of the three stooges however the movie that is in the works has alottttt of potential. Directed by the Farrelly brothers, it has Sean Penn as Larry, Jim Carrey as Curly, and it is rumored that Benicio Del Toro will play Moe. So even though I was never into the three stooges, expect me front and center when the movie hits theaters in a couple years.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Inside Of All Of Us Is A Wild Thing
Ahhh the "Where The Wild Things Are" trailer! I am so excited for this movie. The youtube video quality is kind of bad so if you have quicktime get the amazing quality ones here.
The Wonders Of A Fart Machine
Sticking with it for another post, even city council members get a good laugh from some gas. I mean who can blame them?
Oh You Girls
Does anyone else remember this commercial? Ahhh funny stuff
Pretty much the best commercial ever! - watch more funny videos
Wasting Money
Here's a list of 7 things you could be wasting money on. The list holds a lot of validity to it, so check it out.
New Ace Enders Video
Video for the song "The Only Thing I Have (The Sign)". I think Ace's hairdo proves even further how awesome he is.
The Only Thing I Have (The Sign)
The Only Thing I Have (The Sign)
Cheeseburger Harley
My grandpa and uncles would kill this man for doing this to a poor defenseless Harley.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Aw Babies!
Here is a time lapse of a baby playing with his toys and I think it's pretty amazing. Pretty much reminds me exactly of Stephanie haha
Hidden Cameras
A tissue box hidden camera. In 30 years, cameras will be absolutely everywhere and you will basically have no privacy at all. Mark it down. That being said, when I get older I am so going to cover my house in these little buggers haha
Office Depot Lies
Basically they sometimes lie about not having things in stock if you don't want a protection plan or extras. Here's the follow up article too including way more corroborations to the story. Luckily I don't shop at Office Depot but for anyone who does, just watch out.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Oh Those Japenese
I guess one of the many many weird things they do is celebrate the male genitalia with floats and what not? I really have no idea what's going on but it's funny.
Electric Shock Jacket
Good idea but I am still a little unsure about the product the way it is now and the price. Side note, is it just me or is the girl in the video the girl from "True Life: I Want The Perfect Body"? I don't think it is but damn they look exactly the same. Plus the whole MIT/Harvard Boston thing is kind of freaky. Here's a pic in case you forgot.
Fake Advertising
The Acai Berry. Suppose to provide weight loss help but there's nothing substantial that proves it. No scientific study or anything. Don't get conned!
The Final Name
M.I.A.'s baby is officially named "Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman". What an awfulllllll name. A lot of celebrities go way to far in naming their kids weird names. Who cares if it's not original? Not being original is better then having some crappy name that im sure is going to be made of.
New Booze
Justin Timberlake is launching his own custom brand tequila called 901. Don't know if this will be successful or good but definitely want to give it a shot.
Fatty Foods Galore
Jeez, what kind of restaurant would just offer up fried chicken skin? Please no "A good one" comments haha
Check out more at This Is Why You're Fat
Check out more at This Is Why You're Fat
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Geek Special
Look at this chump. He lost part of his finger in a motorcycle accident and put a 2 GB USB key in it's place, with like some gross fold over skin. On another note, doesn't he look high in the picture? haha
Prehistoric Times
Imagine if creatures like this existed today? Man I could not even imagine. The ocean is scary enough without them. Speaking of scary things in the ocean, giant squid freak me out so much. Even just squid in general. Check out discovery specials of them. Freaky, disgusting, and scary creatures they are.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Young Stars
Yahoo's list of 20 stars under 20. The only one I actually like as of now is Michael Cera... and maybe Abigail Breslin and Kristen Stewart. For all you Dakota Fanning lovers, I just think she was better when she was really young. So yea, I guess there isn't a good young star crop or at least in my eyes there isn't.
It
Stephen King's "It" is heading to theaters. In a movie this day and age, definitely has the potential to be really scary.
Fatty Foods Galore
Once again this looks so gross, yet also so delicious. Always love me a pizza. I guess even if it's a deep fried pepperoni pizza.
Check out more at This Is Why You're Fat
Check out more at This Is Why You're Fat
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Video Game Contract
I would love signing a video game contract for 473,000 dollars. Lucky dude.... even though his social life must be a hot mess.
IPhone Apps
This is one of the many times I wish I had an IPhone. The Have2P App shows you public restrooms in your area, along with reviews! Very very useful for anyone who travels.
B-Day Wishes
Happy B-Day to Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 turning a zesty 37 years old. When it was announced that they were reuniting I was so happy. Blink definitely was always one of my favorite bands. I used to jam out to them all the time. Can not wait to finally see them in concert. Something I did not accomplish in my younger days.
Wannabe Models
So chaos and a mini stampede came about in NYC at the "Top Model" auditions. No surprise really, I can imagine all the vain people who think they are all that but in actuality are pretty gross. Gather a bunch of them together and it's only a matter of time until something like this happens. Quite frankly, I am surprised it hasn't happened more....
Now is a perfect opportunity to mention just how insane Tyra Banks is. God she is so annoying.
Now is a perfect opportunity to mention just how insane Tyra Banks is. God she is so annoying.
The Haunting In Connecticut
So I am pretty excited to see this movie when it comes out. Especially considering the story was based a couple towns from mine. Hopefully it doesn't let me down. I mean we don't really see that many ghost movies any more. Which is bogus, cause I like me some ghost movies.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Astronautalis
Love this dude. Whenever he comes perform near where I am, I always try to see him. He freestyles with the best of them. Usually during his performances, he will take 6 different topics or so, suggested by the audience and create a free style on the spot with all the topics in it. Awesome stuff. You can check out his regular songs (also really good) on his myspace.
History Of Pixar Movies
Check out the list of movies and name one that wasn't good. They always put out a fairly good release.
What An Investment
The first superman comic was sold on an online auction for 317,200 dollars. Considering it was bought for 10 cents when it first came out, wow is all I have to say. Today comic book geeks everywhere celebrate. Damn you comic book guy!!!
Taking Back Sunday
The Album "New Again" hits stores June 2nd. Taking Back Sunday can do no wrong in my eyes. Hopefully it will come close to my expectations. Check out their official site.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Koenigsegg Quant
A four seat solar electric car, that charges in 20 minutes, can go up to 175 mph, and is freaking all around saweeeet. I'll take one of those please.
Oh Kangaroos
Not gonna lie, if I am eye to eye with a kangaroo with boxing gloves I am gonna be pretty afraid. It takes a sick individual to train kangaroos to do this. However it is pretty funny watching the mayhem ensue if your not eye to eye.
Why can't all kangaroos be friendly and give me snacks like this guy
Why can't all kangaroos be friendly and give me snacks like this guy
Thursday, March 12, 2009
This Providence
Their upcoming album is streaming on their purevolume. Check it out, it's a pretty good album.
Genius
Joaquin Phoenix is the man. Now at the fighting with fans level? What this man is pulling off is straight Andy Kaufman, loving it.
College Basketball
I know a lot of smaller conference tournaments have already ended, but today is the day I personally consider the start of March Madness. Basically its the day when the Big East quarterfinals go down. So many good meaningful games across the country. Today I turn from an above average college basketball watcher to an insane college basketball watcher. There are certain teams I will root for but my main team has always been Uconn and I hope they can get it done in both the Big East tournament and the NCAA tournament. They definitely have the talent to win both championships but I really don't have the highest faith in this team. However one thing is for sure, I will root my heart out for them.
Look What I Made
What parent would actually get this for their kid? Good lord, the things people come up with.
Mkayyy Spears
New Britney Spears music video. Just putting this up here for Stephanie. I mean how can you not like a song with such brilliant lyrical lines as "ha ha hee hee ho"? yeaaaa about that...
Ohhh Ed
A man got cited for having a hyena in his backyard. I would never want a hyena, however if I did, I would also name the hyena Bubbles haha. Does anyone else still think of this trio when hyenas are mentioned?
Bad Mothers
Ughh, I feel pretty bad for Bristol Palin. We all know she got knocked up by her boyfriend who she probably didn't even love, but due to the pressure, I think it's a pretty safe bet she was almost forced to not only have the child but to stay around with the boyfriend. Even the word marriage was thrown around. My assumptions were made partially right by news that they broke up like a month ago. Heres to bad mothers who put politics above their family!.... and on top of it still end up failing!
I Love Showers
Does someone have an extra 4300 dollars I can borrow? Such a freaking amazing shower.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Mandy Moore (Great Initials BTW)
Congrats to Mandy Moore who just got married to Ryan Adams. Everyone has their own opinion but looking hindsight shes really the only one of the 1999 debut quartet of pop stars that I still think is hot. Feels like only yesterday that I was a wee lad at the ripe age of 12, with the major hots for Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mandy Moore, and Jessica Simpson. Here's to you Mandy, may your candy always be hot.
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