Saturday, April 25, 2009

Oh Beanie Babies

Brings back awful awful memories


This thing is freaking sweeeeet. I want one now.


You know you all loved them, classicccc

Friday, April 24, 2009

Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

Paper Heart

Looks like a good movie. Excited for it

Pharrell Is Crazy

At least that's what I would call it when you get two arm sleeves of tattoos laser removed at once.

He is a funny dude though

Snack Fail

Really? No, really? It's not like a little kid might get confused by this with the toy or anything. Heck, I would get confused.

Natalie Dee

Check out all the drawings here

Thursday, April 23, 2009

1000 Frames Per Second

I can watch super slow motion video like this all day. So freaking awesome

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.

Unexpected Singers

Im sure most of you have seen it but I get a little sand in my eye over things like this not gonna lie... I like this one even more

EMBED-Susan Boyle Stuns Crowd with Epic Singing - Watch more free videos

Ohhh TV Edits

I swear, TV Edits have to be some of the funniest things ever. One of the many many examples

Bad Advertising

I don't think you would want a person who would allow this to teach you surfing lessons

Photo Manipulation

By Erik Johansson

Guess Who's Back

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Really Calvin Klein?

Calvin Klein Ads that were pulled from the air in the 90's. The creepiest commercials I have ever seen in my life. Cmonnnnnnn

My Life

It really is a tough life
The Man with the World's Largest Penis

Simple Answer, Yes

This guy has some serious problems

Gay Test

I thought this was funny... I passed

Indoor Skydiving

This and real skydiving are definitely two things I must do which I haven't done already.

Lindsay Lohan On eHarmony

Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself... ill take it
Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile

Taylor Swift Live

This one's for you Steph

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Poor Kid

You cant confuse the kid like this... he just wants a little action

Frozen Grand Central

Sweet improv spectacle put on at Grand Central Station in New York

Photo Manipulation

By Karol Kolodzinski

Natalie Dee

Check out all the drawings here

Monday, April 13, 2009

Sweet Dreams

If you have 10 minutes to spare I recommend you watch this. I know I am weird but I loved it. There's a mini food sex scene for all you pervs

Oh Religious Ads

I laugh at some of these ads and what not religions put out there.

Why Grandma Should Not Skydive

RIP Hartford Whalers

This day 12 years ago was the last Hartford Whalers game. Freaking sad times. Hockey is really the only pro sport that would work in CT, since almost everyone has ties to New York and Boston teams. I still hold out hope that one day we will get the almighty Whalers back.... I can go on for pages and pages on how great they are and how they would still work but alas I will just sit back, mourn, and hope that they will return.
Brass Bonanza, The Greatest Sports Franchise Song Ever

Friday, April 10, 2009

Dance Outbursts

This was pretty funny stuff. These are my type of people who set up stuff like this.

Oh Silverton

Silverton Oregon elected a transgendered man as mayor. All the power to him but I would feel like crap if that guy ran my town. Example being...
Me: "Good morning mayor"
Mayor: "Good morning Mike, by the way, those jeans make you ass look great!" ...Enough said

Fingers Breakdance

Pointless Hobby

Smelly Feet

If you ever wondered why feet smell, check it. Well most feet smell, luckily mine smell heavenly.

Resilient Camel

So this camel gets hit by a car, looks like he's dead then gets up like it was nothing.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Amazing Tunage

If you tell me you didn't jam out to these amazing cartoon intros while playing them, then I will call you a liar. Personally I have been jamming out for like 2 hours now. I was more of a fan of Ducktales when I was a wee lad but Chip N Dale was pretty excellent in it's own right.

Yay Games!

Can you find the 9 hidden people in the picture?

Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray has foodgasms. Get a room Rachael.

Sweet Fair Display

Pretty funny stuff. It looks like she got a medal for stating you get aids from man on man sex, woman on woman sex, and 3-way sex, but your safe with man on woman sex. However the greatest thing on this display is the category of man on horse sex haha

Little Kenadie

Since I know Stephanie loves primordial dwarfism

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The Fast And Bi-Curious

A SNL skit

Giant Holes

Here are 10 huge holes you might not have known about.......... Ew you guys have a dirty mind.

Mark Rose

Mark Rose's new ep is streaming on his myspace. Favorite song for me would probably be "How Strong We Are" but check it out, it's good stuff. For me this is the best possible music for those summer days when your just chilling and relaxing outside.

Worst Fight Scene

Why did people use to watch this crap?

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Silly Kids

Kid can't figure out how to kick a ball

Kid Can't Figure Out How To Kick Ball - Watch more Funny Videos

The Hangover

This movie looks pretty funny. Like a better version of "Dude Where's My Car?" It comes out June 5th


Im always down for making fun of twitter.

Villain Quiz

What movie villain are you? I was Agent Smith from the Matrix. Pretty good representation haha

Sweet Lizard

Ladies and gentleman, I introduce you to the blood squirting lizard

A Special Kind Of Weightlifting

Im gonna have to give this a try.... whose going to be my partner?... Stephanie I am looking at you

Twitter Gets Put To Good Use

Finallyyyy something useful on twitter, introducing Baker Tweet. Let's you know when breads and others items like that are fresh from the oven. Mmmmmm

Jump Smokers

Check out this beat by the the Jump Smokers. One would say that its flow is so tight Chris Brown should get his ass kicked.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Abraham Lincoln

How Abraham Lincoln really died? Funny stuff from the Whitest Kids U Know show.

B-Day Wishes

Happy birthday to Max Bemis, front man of Say Anything. Amazing band

Sweet Golf Hole

Greatest golf hole in the worldddd. Located in South Africa, it is a bonus 19th hole that you need a helicopter to get to where you tee off. It's pretty ridiculous.

Turtle 1 Pigeon 0

Look Alikes

Here is Darryl Hannah.... plastic surgery much?

Here is her look alike.... The one, the only, Vigo!!!! (Ghostbusters 2 reference)

Drag Me To Hell

Drag Me To Hell is a scary movie that might interest one Stephanie. It comes out May 29th.

Jonas Flowchart

Pretty funny flowchart determining 90 percent of the Jonas Brothers fans.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Extreme Toy Fails

I would feel just to dirty blowing air in this thing

Mcdonalds In Japan

Oh the Japanese and their commercials

Oh Teenage Acne

Places in Britain are installing pink lighting to highlight acne to drive away teenagers from certain stores and areas. Yay for playing on people's insecurities!

Cock Shot

Cock Shot or ShamWow? I take the the Cock Shot in a heartbeat.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Reporter Wipes Out

T.J. Lavin is a complete ass haha. He just stands there like nothing happens after she falls. Really funny nonetheless.

Tattoo Remover

This guy is insane in the membrane


I found this pretty funny

Friday, April 3, 2009

Puppet Time

This one's for Stephanie but I must admit it was pretty amusing.

Game Over Project

I was enthralled by all of these. Check them out and be amazed, sooooo freaking sweet.

Space Invaders

Pole Position


Photo Manipulation

By Eric Johansson

Prom Dresses

This dress pretty much says "I want some now". After a bunch of people wrote funny comments on the store's site they photoshopped the pink in the middle out. My question would be, would they still send the same dress if someone ordered it not seeing how it really looks? Or do they have to change all of them? If they sent the old one, dang, that would be too funny, if it's not already funny enough.

Sacha Sacha Sacha

Soooo Ali G and Borat were both really good, now it is time for Bruno. The trailer for it looks hilarious. Definitely can't wait for it to come out on July 10th.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Heidi The Singer?

Yea I didn't even know she was in music now. God help us all. Especially since I am sure Stephanie is going to be playing this like crazy. Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are bad enough!


God I love the Lostprophets. So freaking much. They are smack dab the number one band I want to see live who I haven't gotten to see yet. But any who, they finish recording their 4th album and I am super stoked. Here's some music videos for you. I would post them all but I think 5 would suffice. "Last Summer" gets me a little teary eyed haha.

Love'n Licks Pets For Kids

This kids commercial is so perverted, I love it so. Now if only they were all like this, I would be so golden.

Asher Roth Is A Tool

Here is an article with him. He is an awful rapper and a tool also. I can not believe the amount of people who like him. One okay song... that's it. When people say he's the new Eminem, I literally gag a little. Please go away Asher Roth. Phewww I am good haha

Fatty Foods Galore

How could someone do this to the greatness that is pizza?

Check out more at This Is Why You're Fat

Scissors Are Not Edible

Swallowing a pair of scissors must be pretty freaky. I cant even imagine how bad I would freak out

Midgets Vs. Mascots

This film looks sooooo stupid, yet sooooo funny. Here's an unrated trailer

S. Darko

The trailer is here for S. Darko, the sequel to Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko was an amazing movie but I have really low expectations for the sequel. Hopefully it can prove me wrong. The trailer looks decent enough.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Yay Photshop

Here's Madonna before photoshop and after. I guess the Kabbalah approves of photoshop and all it's glory

Rudy The Cuban Gyno

Who wants to road trip with me to visit Rudy?

Rudy The Cuban Gynecologist - Watch more

Yes Caffeine Is In Coffee

Not a fan of coffee myself but for all you coffee lovers, here's a list comparing caffeine in coffee shop drinks. Jeez the Starbucks espresso shot needs to calm down.

Speaking of coffee, I just thought of the song "Coffee Shop Soundtrack" by All Time Low. Pretty good song. Here's the video

Coffee Shop Soundtrack Video

Pressure Cooker

Watch this volleyball woman faint under the pressure of being on camera during an interview. I feel bad for her but it is pretty funny.

I Choose You!

What little kid wasn't into Pokemon? Ughhh and those F'in cards every kid had haha.... Here's a decade of Pokemon scandals for your noggin.

Snow Sculptures Are Where Its At

Since winter has officially ended, why not show one of the best aspects about it? That's right folks..... snow sculptures!!!

Natalie Dee

Check out all the drawings here

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

B-Day Wishes

Happy Birthday to Christopher Walken turning 66 today. Always worth a good laugh, and some sweet dance moves

Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim

Annoying Hits New Frontiers

A free Iphone application for Mugen Pop Pop. For those of you who don't know, it's an electronic bubble wrap game. Okay, imagine someone who has had the worst day of their life. Then on a bus ride home they sit next to someone doing this. Yeaaa the result wont be pretty.


Here's a quick scene from "Up". Oh May 29th, where are you? haha

Subway Is Awful

One of the many many reasons why Quizno's is way better then Subway. Jeez, Subway just couldn't have the worst sandwiches of the two.

Kristen Stewart Is A Creeper

Just watch and listen to her, goddddddd

The Audition

I personally love this band. Have loved them for probably around 4 years. Here is an acoustic performance of their new song "My Temperature's Rising". For a minute long clip of the actual song, you can check out their myspace. The song is definitely gold and the album is out 4/28. They are touring now with Kevin Rudolf, Jeremy Greene, Hyper Crush, Cash Cash, and Go Crash Audio (weird mix I know), but check them out. 5/3 in Hartford is where to be.

Monday, March 30, 2009


Basically the coolest thing ever

Fashion Gone Bad

This is so stupid. Don't get me wrong, if I saw someone wearing this I would definitely laugh but that wouldn't change the person looking like a total toolbag.

ShamWow Remixed

Now that I am in a ShamWow mood, I thought this was pretty funny


The ShamWow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker. Nough said haha. Here is a mug shot of him and the hooker.

Handicap Fail

Ohhh some people... wow

Pointless Items

Here's the world's largest cell phone. Ummm cool? I still don't understand the point of making things like this.

Sweet Undies

An underwear that burns body fat. Supposedly it does this using friction resistance when people go about on their normal day. I say sweet, if this really works.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Ruben Is A Manly Name

Look as this guyyyy. Just horrifyingly watch him stuff the bear. Cmonnnnn that's just not right.

Photo Manipulation

I love me some photo manipulation. So I am going to post one here and there. This one is by Erik Johansson.

Best Seller

Someone had to realize when making it, right? Definitely makes a lot more money this way, that's for sure.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

Even though it is not a Pixar movie, it definitely looks pretty promising. Check out the website for a trailer. This begs the question, what if it did rain foods? Of course it would be really good initially but in the long run would it really be beneficial?

Three Stooges

Never really was a fan of the three stooges however the movie that is in the works has alottttt of potential. Directed by the Farrelly brothers, it has Sean Penn as Larry, Jim Carrey as Curly, and it is rumored that Benicio Del Toro will play Moe. So even though I was never into the three stooges, expect me front and center when the movie hits theaters in a couple years.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Inside Of All Of Us Is A Wild Thing

Ahhh the "Where The Wild Things Are" trailer! I am so excited for this movie. The youtube video quality is kind of bad so if you have quicktime get the amazing quality ones here.

The Wonders Of A Fart Machine

Sticking with it for another post, even city council members get a good laugh from some gas. I mean who can blame them?

Oh You Girls

Does anyone else remember this commercial? Ahhh funny stuff

Wasting Money

Here's a list of 7 things you could be wasting money on. The list holds a lot of validity to it, so check it out.

New Ace Enders Video

Video for the song "The Only Thing I Have (The Sign)". I think Ace's hairdo proves even further how awesome he is.
The Only Thing I Have (The Sign)

Cheeseburger Harley

My grandpa and uncles would kill this man for doing this to a poor defenseless Harley.

Car WiFi

Yesssss, this better start being available in a lot cars in the upcoming years. Cmonnnn Lexus. Just the idea of it makes me giddy and makes road trips even more inviting.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Aw Babies!

Here is a time lapse of a baby playing with his toys and I think it's pretty amazing. Pretty much reminds me exactly of Stephanie haha

Sweet Logo

Apple missed this when accepting the Icount application. Here it is... oh good times

Innovative Thief

People are now using Google earth for stealing purposes.

Hidden Cameras

A tissue box hidden camera. In 30 years, cameras will be absolutely everywhere and you will basically have no privacy at all. Mark it down. That being said, when I get older I am so going to cover my house in these little buggers haha

Office Depot Lies

Basically they sometimes lie about not having things in stock if you don't want a protection plan or extras. Here's the follow up article too including way more corroborations to the story. Luckily I don't shop at Office Depot but for anyone who does, just watch out.

Blink 182

Summer tour teaser trailer... ahh summer can't come soon enough!

Monday, March 23, 2009


A Thorn For Every Heart have broken up. Most people probably wont care about this but I love this band. Sad news for me indeed. I was in love with both of their releases. Hopefully they do well in their lives and maybe bust out a comeback in a couple years.

Oh Those Japenese

I guess one of the many many weird things they do is celebrate the male genitalia with floats and what not? I really have no idea what's going on but it's funny.

Electric Shock Jacket

Good idea but I am still a little unsure about the product the way it is now and the price. Side note, is it just me or is the girl in the video the girl from "True Life: I Want The Perfect Body"? I don't think it is but damn they look exactly the same. Plus the whole MIT/Harvard Boston thing is kind of freaky. Here's a pic in case you forgot.

Fake Advertising

The Acai Berry. Suppose to provide weight loss help but there's nothing substantial that proves it. No scientific study or anything. Don't get conned!

Smoking Smarties

I guess its starting to gain some popularity. Kids these days are just idiots.

Idiot Robber

No words can explain how stupid this man is. Pretty funny stuff.

The Final Name

M.I.A.'s baby is officially named "Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman". What an awfulllllll name. A lot of celebrities go way to far in naming their kids weird names. Who cares if it's not original? Not being original is better then having some crappy name that im sure is going to be made of.

New Booze

Justin Timberlake is launching his own custom brand tequila called 901. Don't know if this will be successful or good but definitely want to give it a shot.

Fatty Foods Galore

Jeez, what kind of restaurant would just offer up fried chicken skin? Please no "A good one" comments haha

Check out more at This Is Why You're Fat

Natalie Dee

Check out all the drawings here

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy Saint Patrick's Day

Geek Special

Look at this chump. He lost part of his finger in a motorcycle accident and put a 2 GB USB key in it's place, with like some gross fold over skin. On another note, doesn't he look high in the picture? haha

The Uro Club

I am so getting this for every male I know who plays golf. Yay overactive bladders!

Prehistoric Times

Imagine if creatures like this existed today? Man I could not even imagine. The ocean is scary enough without them. Speaking of scary things in the ocean, giant squid freak me out so much. Even just squid in general. Check out discovery specials of them. Freaky, disgusting, and scary creatures they are.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Young Stars

Yahoo's list of 20 stars under 20. The only one I actually like as of now is Michael Cera... and maybe Abigail Breslin and Kristen Stewart. For all you Dakota Fanning lovers, I just think she was better when she was really young. So yea, I guess there isn't a good young star crop or at least in my eyes there isn't.


Stephen King's "It" is heading to theaters. In a movie this day and age, definitely has the potential to be really scary.

Fatty Foods Galore

Once again this looks so gross, yet also so delicious. Always love me a pizza. I guess even if it's a deep fried pepperoni pizza.

Check out more at This Is Why You're Fat

Natalie Dee

Check out all the drawings here

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Video Game Contract

I would love signing a video game contract for 473,000 dollars. Lucky dude.... even though his social life must be a hot mess.

Jenga Ownage

Tell me, who would lose with this sweet jenga pistol?

IPhone Apps

This is one of the many times I wish I had an IPhone. The Have2P App shows you public restrooms in your area, along with reviews! Very very useful for anyone who travels.

B-Day Wishes

Happy B-Day to Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 turning a zesty 37 years old. When it was announced that they were reuniting I was so happy. Blink definitely was always one of my favorite bands. I used to jam out to them all the time. Can not wait to finally see them in concert. Something I did not accomplish in my younger days.

Wannabe Models

So chaos and a mini stampede came about in NYC at the "Top Model" auditions. No surprise really, I can imagine all the vain people who think they are all that but in actuality are pretty gross. Gather a bunch of them together and it's only a matter of time until something like this happens. Quite frankly, I am surprised it hasn't happened more....
Now is a perfect opportunity to mention just how insane Tyra Banks is. God she is so annoying.

When Transvestites Attack

Really no words can describe this, just watch the video.

The Haunting In Connecticut

So I am pretty excited to see this movie when it comes out. Especially considering the story was based a couple towns from mine. Hopefully it doesn't let me down. I mean we don't really see that many ghost movies any more. Which is bogus, cause I like me some ghost movies.

Saturday, March 14, 2009


Love this dude. Whenever he comes perform near where I am, I always try to see him. He freestyles with the best of them. Usually during his performances, he will take 6 different topics or so, suggested by the audience and create a free style on the spot with all the topics in it. Awesome stuff. You can check out his regular songs (also really good) on his myspace.

Oh The Human Mind

I just find this amazing.

History Of Pixar Movies

Check out the list of movies and name one that wasn't good. They always put out a fairly good release.

What An Investment

The first superman comic was sold on an online auction for 317,200 dollars. Considering it was bought for 10 cents when it first came out, wow is all I have to say. Today comic book geeks everywhere celebrate. Damn you comic book guy!!!

Taking Back Sunday

The Album "New Again" hits stores June 2nd. Taking Back Sunday can do no wrong in my eyes. Hopefully it will come close to my expectations. Check out their official site.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Fine Tuneage - Coolio

Who didn't jam out to the classic "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio?

Charting It Up, Drug Style

Cool comparison chart

Koenigsegg Quant

A four seat solar electric car, that charges in 20 minutes, can go up to 175 mph, and is freaking all around saweeeet. I'll take one of those please.

Family Guy

Who doesn't like a good ol Family Guy clip?

Oh Kangaroos

Not gonna lie, if I am eye to eye with a kangaroo with boxing gloves I am gonna be pretty afraid. It takes a sick individual to train kangaroos to do this. However it is pretty funny watching the mayhem ensue if your not eye to eye.

Why can't all kangaroos be friendly and give me snacks like this guy

Thursday, March 12, 2009

This Providence

Their upcoming album is streaming on their purevolume. Check it out, it's a pretty good album.


Joaquin Phoenix is the man. Now at the fighting with fans level? What this man is pulling off is straight Andy Kaufman, loving it.

College Basketball

I know a lot of smaller conference tournaments have already ended, but today is the day I personally consider the start of March Madness. Basically its the day when the Big East quarterfinals go down. So many good meaningful games across the country. Today I turn from an above average college basketball watcher to an insane college basketball watcher. There are certain teams I will root for but my main team has always been Uconn and I hope they can get it done in both the Big East tournament and the NCAA tournament. They definitely have the talent to win both championships but I really don't have the highest faith in this team. However one thing is for sure, I will root my heart out for them.

Look What I Made

What parent would actually get this for their kid? Good lord, the things people come up with.

Mkayyy Spears

New Britney Spears music video. Just putting this up here for Stephanie. I mean how can you not like a song with such brilliant lyrical lines as "ha ha hee hee ho"? yeaaaa about that...

Ohhh Ed

A man got cited for having a hyena in his backyard. I would never want a hyena, however if I did, I would also name the hyena Bubbles haha. Does anyone else still think of this trio when hyenas are mentioned?

Bad Mothers

Ughh, I feel pretty bad for Bristol Palin. We all know she got knocked up by her boyfriend who she probably didn't even love, but due to the pressure, I think it's a pretty safe bet she was almost forced to not only have the child but to stay around with the boyfriend. Even the word marriage was thrown around. My assumptions were made partially right by news that they broke up like a month ago. Heres to bad mothers who put politics above their family!.... and on top of it still end up failing!

I Love Showers

Does someone have an extra 4300 dollars I can borrow? Such a freaking amazing shower.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Mandy Moore (Great Initials BTW)

Congrats to Mandy Moore who just got married to Ryan Adams. Everyone has their own opinion but looking hindsight shes really the only one of the 1999 debut quartet of pop stars that I still think is hot. Feels like only yesterday that I was a wee lad at the ripe age of 12, with the major hots for Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mandy Moore, and Jessica Simpson. Here's to you Mandy, may your candy always be hot.


Perfect bonding item in my eyes. Every couple should partake in the Fundies mayhem